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Facebook…LMAOOOOOO

prettyfaceddork:

no notifications

your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend

someone tries and starts a poke war

reading some ones fight

1 new message from your crush

somebody posts something rude aimed you

mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…

looking through some skanks thousands of selfies

reading some bitches song lyric status

people post ”gettinggg drunkk”

groups filling up my newsfeed

move onto TUMBLR

thanks to EVERONE for reblogging this :)

This is HILARIOUS.

OMGF LOVE:)

When I see ridiculous statuses on Facebook, and try my hardest to not make rude sarcastic comments.

embracetheawesome:

i stole this from kelsey. im in yearbook atm.

Name - Mikki
Nickname(s) - bbycks, baby, shawty, jesus, babbles, boots, thomas o’malley the alley cat
Age - 19
Current Location - Washington
Eye Color - brown
Height - 5’8”
Weight - 30 skittles
Sexual orientation - straight
Do you have a crush on someone - mah boyfrand michael:)
Have any pets - cat, cat, dog, dog, boyfriend.
Have a job - kinda
Have any special talents or skills - dares, public speaking, yell whispering, speed texting, getting what i want
Have any fears - escalators
Have a bedtime - psh. no…… kinda. yeah.
Smoke / Drink - meh. yesh.
Parents Still Together - nooooo
Virgin - nope
Piercings - ears twice, cartilage, belly button, tongue
Tattoos - only fake ones
Siblings - older sister, younger sister, younger brother                             Favorite color - purple
Favorite Animal - foxes
Favorite Band/Artist - idk. i like everything
Why Tumblr? - i like that tumblr is spelled without an e



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